Why I am Al McWhiggin

No. This is not the time when I reveal my true identity. I´m still under cover. But I can tell you as much as this: I AM Al McWhiggin. And that´s not funny.

The "real" Al McWhiggin is a character in Toy Story 2. He looks like this:

According to Wikipedia he´s partially inspired by Wayne Knight (Newman in Seinfeld) who also does the voice of Al McWhiggin.
He is lazy, he collects toys and he... is not a very nice man at all. (He steals Woody, and he want´s to sell him to a Japanese toy museum.)
Pixar have made quite an effort to make him abominable:

I can´t help thinking that this is the way Pixar thinks and want other to think about us collectors of childrens toys. Even though they clearly make toys that just collectors care about (Golden McQueen, the special edition-cars like John Lassetire with surfing board etc.)

The message is plain and simple: Toys are for kids and should be played with.

But... Look what happens then:

These are two of A´s cars. Just look at those marks! I know that they´re made when A was having fun with his toys. But... It doesn´t feel good inside of me when I see this...

I often see the wording "Never been played with" in description texts to different cars out on eBay.
This is a profoundly sad thing to say about a toy.

I know that.

But... well, I wouldn´t buy an opened item without that text.

To prove I´m right:

I might be sick in several ways. But I´m right. Right?